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Ingredients Mozzarella Cheese ½ a block Flour ¼ cup  Egg 1  Milk 3 tbsp Salt Paprika Garlic Powder Oregano Onion Powder Bread Crumbs A pinch ½ tsp ½ tsp ¼ tsp ½ tsp ½ cup Method Cut the cheese into long strips. Make sure you’ve put it in the fridge a few hours before you need to use it, otherwise you won’t be able to cut it at all. In a bowl, beat egg and milk together. Get 2 shallow plates, add flour in one and in the other combine bread crumbs, salt, paprika, onion, oregano and garlic powder.  First, dredge the cheese stick into flour, then dip in egg, then coat in crumbs. Make sure it’s coated liberally on all sides. Then repeat the process. Each cheese stick should be coated twice with flour, egg and crumb mixture. Once done, set in the freezer for an hour. Heat oil or ghee in a deep frying pan and fry the sticks in hot oil so the outside crisps up but doesn’t...

Ingredients Sausages 4 (roughly chopped) Capsicum 1  Chili Garlic Ketchup 2 tbsp Sriracha Sauce 1 tbsp Mustard 2 tbsp Cream 2 tbsp Onion 2 (finely chopped) Butter Mozzarella Cheese Cheddar Cheese Salt Hotdog Buns 2 tbsp (for spreading on hotdog buns) ½ cup ½ cup To taste 4-6 Method Combine sausages and veggies in a bowl. Add mustard, chili garlic ketchup,  Sriracha, cream, salt and both cheeses. Mix well.  Butter the hotdog buns, and spoon the mixture on them. Top with cheese, herbs or whatever flavor you prefer. Grill for about 10-15 mins. Heart attack on a plate is ready!

Great snack for the Italian cuisine lovers out there, especially if you've got leftover bread or burger buns. Ingredients Burger Buns The long ones, about 2-4 Butter For spreading Salt A pinch Black Pepper ½ tsp Oregano ¼ tsp Olive Oil 2-4 tbsp Cheddar Cheese ½ cup Olives (green or black, either will do) ¼ cup (chopped) Tomato ½ cup (chopped) Method Cut the buns in half and spread butter on them. In a bowl, mix together the tomatoes, olives, olive oil, salt, pepper, and oregano. Spoon a little bit of the mixture on all the buns and top with cheese. Sprinkle some oregano on the top and grill until golden. Serve hot. 

Quick. Simple. SO GOOD. Ingredients Eggs 2 Salt To taste Black Pepper ¼ tsp Red Chili Powder ½ tsp Oregano ¼ tsp Spinach Leaves Washed and chopped into little pieces Mozzarella Cheese ½ cup Oil For frying Method Beat the eggs and add the seasoning with the spinach leaves. The quantity of the spinach is up to you; I used about  ½ cup but you can adjust according to your taste. Oil a pan and spread the mixture on it. Once the bottom side is lightly cooked, flip and sprinkle the cheese all over it. Fold in half and gently cook on low heat until done. Serve hot. 

I have only these words of warning for you: Lots of tomato puree. Lots of onion. Lots of spice. If you're not a fan of either of those, please go look at another milder, less tomatoey recipe. This one here is not what you want. For those who do love Mexican food (albiet a bit desi style) you'll use this recipe again and again. Seriously. It's long. Has a lot of steps but it's pretty simple and completely worth it. Also, those leftovers omg. Ingredients For the chicken Chicken Breast 2 (diced) Tomato Puree 1 tsp Salt A pinch Red Chili Powder 1 tsp Garlic 1 clove (minced) Ground Cumin 1 tsp Paprika ½ tsp Lemon Juice Of 2 lemons For the tortillas Chicken Listed above Corn 1 cup Beans (black or red, whichever you prefer) 1 cu...

Ingredients Eggs 4 (boiled) White sauce 1-2 cups Salt and pepper To taste Cheddar cheese As needed Mozzarella cheese As needed Lasagna strips As needed Thyme A pinch Rosemary leaves A pinch Oregano ¼ tsp Method First, boil the lasagna strips and set them aside (run cold water on them after draining; they won't stick together). Then boil the eggs and cut them however you like. Make the white sauce (http://www.bhookay.blogspot.com/search/label/sauce - ingredients and method for the sauce). Spread a light layer of the sauce on the bottom of the dish you plan to use in the oven. Then start building the layers: first the lasagna strips, then the sauce, the eggs, the two cheeses, black pepper and finally the herbs. For the last layer: lasagna strips, sauce, cheeses and black pepper. Limit the eggs to only tw...

I want a special breakfast on Sundays. No exceptions, every Sunday has to have a special breakfast. It's a weekend, you deserve a good meal and so do I. When you live in an area (like mine) which has absolutely horrible naan chanay, nihari, parathas and halwa puri (weep), you have to rely on your own cooking skills. You're starving, you need good food and you need it NOW. So. Ingredients Sausages 1-2 Capsicum ½  (small) Onion ½  (small) Mustard Paste 2 tsp Cheddar Cheese According to taste (and greediness) Olives As needed Mushrooms Bread Slices As needed 3 Method Cut up everything into small pieces.  Mix in a bowl, add cheese and mustard.  Spread evenly on to bread slices, top it up with a layer of extra cheese if needed.  Po...

I've always been irritated with the lasagna recipes I find online. They use 10,000 kinds of cheese that I either don't like or can't buy here in Pakistan. And even if they were available, why would I spend thousands of rupees on something that won't even last one night? Okay, I know you foodies are probably having a heart attack while reading this but come on. You HAVE to be practical when you're cooking at home. So, I decided to try the local stuff. I mean, why the hell not? Only so much could go wrong. But oh. My. GOD . This turned out so well. This recipe is amazing. Seriously, if you're a meat lover like me who likes her pasta drowning in sauce, HAVE THIS. It's... just try it. I promise you, you'll love it. Ingredients                                             Meat Sauce Minced/ Ground Meat ½ kg Garlic 4 cloves Onion ...

Ingredients Chicken Breast 2 (cubed) Capsicum 1-2 (chopped) Onion 1-2  Olives As needed (chopped) Mozzarella Cheese For topping (grated) Cheddar Cheese For topping (grated) Chilli Garlic Sauce 2 tbsp Chilli Sauce 1 tbsp Pita Bread 1 pack (4 pieces) Butter For greasing Salt To taste Red Chillies To taste Oregano A pinch Peri Peri Sauce 1 tsp (optional) Method Fry chicken and add salt, red chillies, oregano and peri peri sauce. Take off heat once done. Finely chop the capsicum and olives; cut the onions in rings.  Spread a thin layer of butter on each pita bread and add chilli garlic sauce (2 tbsp each) + chilli sauce (1 tbsp). Add a thin layer of mozarella and cheddar cheese, chicken, onion rings, capsicum, olives and top it off with a thick layer of cheese. Grill for abo...